the-rossatron:

Cassie: Oh my God! You do a great Chandler!

Ross: Uh-huh. Yeah I-I have a knack for impressions.

Cassie: Well, maybe after we get reacquainted uh, you can do me.

Ross: Yeah—No!!





Erica: You told me I was the only one.
Rachel: He pretended to be Drake too, to sleep with me. 
Monica: And then he told me he would run away with me, and he didn’t. 
Chandler: And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard!