Friends meme | five friendships ↦ 05. Joey & Rachel
Monica Geller: Fine! Judge all you want to but, [points to Ross] married a lesbian, [points to Rachel] left a man at the altar, [points to Phoebe] fell in love with a gay ice dancer, [points to Joey]threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, [points to the box Chandler’s in ] live in a box!
Gutter-minded men of F.R.I.E.N.D.S
“They’re still not coming on man, and the lotion and the powder have made a paste!”

You’re my lobster. <3